Boobs Are So Last Season
Because boobs are out. Yes. Out. That natural (or bought) curve that brings the boys to the yard is on high style’s “icky and trashy” list. So, it’s time to remove them, box them up with some mothballs, and save them for next season.
Vogue’s fashion director Lucinda Chambers makes it clear that a girl’s best assets are worse than last season: they are over, over, over, and must be disguised at all costs. In the latest edition she tells a full-chested writer who wants to know how the new spring look will work for her: ‘You need a minimizer bra.’ She brooks no negotiation.
Do you think those in charge of fashion have gone a little far in creating a negative connotation for everything that delineates female from male, woman from girl. Anyone else find this slightly ridiculous? Maybe next season fashion will either demand that women balloon to 300 pounds but maintain tiny ankles…or just be honest and explain that having two X chromosomes is totally passé.
source: shefinds.com
